Assamese Non-Veg Jokes (18+)

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes (18+)

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes


Here are some jokes in Assamese which are only for adults. This article contains some jokes which contain abusive language. So, Enjoy "Assamese Non-Veg Jokes "

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -1 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Ebaar "Papu"e Toilet'ot Haat Mari Asile
Madam: Oi Lora Ki Kori Aso?
Papu: Madam Apunake Bhabhi Asilu

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -2 ** Assamese Adult Jokes


Ebar Papu bapekor kusot bohi bus'ot goi asile
Aru ghopokke taar madam'u uthil bus'ot
Papu: Madam eiya bohok.
Madam: Abhodro
Papu: Manners sun apunie class'ot hikaisil

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -3 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa: Oi Banta moi GF'ok ki gift diu kou sun!
Banta: Tur Koni Tu d De!
Santa: Naai! o moi tai'k dangor gift dim buli vabisu.
Banta: Tetiahole Mur Koni tu di de!

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -4 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa's Wife: Santa Aaaji kiba eta kor jaate mur gaa gorom uthi jaai

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"Taar pisot ki asile Santa'e fan'or switch off kori dile"

But This Teddy @999 for Your GF 
Click on Teddy

BUY

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -5 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa Ebar Taar Wife'or office gol
aru Dekhile tai boss'or kusssot uthi asil.
Santa (Khongo't): Enekua office'ot sakori nokoribi
                  jot staff'or karone ekhon sokiu naai
 
Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -6 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Airtel'r Caller: Axomia karone 'ek' dobabo aru English karone 'dui' dobabo
Papu: Kela axomia bilakok duta dobabo nidie

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes ** Assamese Adult Jokes


Girl: Dada Bra dekhabo!
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Aru Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Naai Aru Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Bhonti Bhaalke sua heai breast nhoi pimple saage!  

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes** Assamese Adult Jokes

Teacher : Hadai moi sob janu bulie kobo lage.
Babu : Papa moi sob janu
Papa : beta eiya 50 toka lo aru chup thakibi.
Babu : Maa Moi sob janu
Maa : beta eiya 100 toka lo aru chup thakibi.
Babu (Chakor 'ok): Robi ka Moi sob janu
Chakor Robi : Aah Baperok dhori lo..!!

Read Articles -
BF-GF Jokes in Assamese
Love Quotes in Assamese
Santa-Banta Assamese Jokes 


Assamese Non-Veg Jokes ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Gf : Ei Sunny Leone Kun Hoi ?
Bf : Sunny Deol'or  Mahila Awatar hoiiii..
"Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai.. Adami Ka Uth jata hai"

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