Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

husband wife jokes
Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

Husband: Oi Bia agot tur BF keita asile ko?
Wife: ==== Silent ====
Husband: Oi mone mone kio aso ko aku
Wife: Ro hisaab koribole de !


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Wife: Apuni Muk Kimaan Bhaal Pai?
Husband: Shahjahan'or homaan
Wife: Wow moi mora pisot Taj Mahal bonabo?
Husband: Moi Tu Matiu loi thoisu toi heh deri koriso!


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Husband: Tur jetia mur uporot khong uthe tetia ki koro?
Wife: Toilet Safaa koru
Husband: Kaam ny aru, Ki pao kori?
Wife: Tur toothbrush di koru !


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Wife: Aji muk baandhi lo aru ji mon goise kor!
Husband e tyk bandhile aru PUBG khelibo dhorile.


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Judge: Toi Nijor Wife'ok dhamki ki nijor control't rakhili no?
Husband:Naai sir tenkua nasil!
Judge: Safaai Dibo nalage kenke korilu hetu ko!


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Neighbour: Kaali tur ghor pra tur wife'e siori thoka hunislu
Husband: Naai ty'r photo khon Facebook't upload kora jegat OLX't kori dilu!


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Modhali : Jodi Moi PM holu heten India'k USA kori dlu hoi…
Modhali'Wife (Gusse se): Arey,
Kukur, Prothomote Lungi ekhon pinhi lo
Ratipua pra mur salwar ke pinhi aso.


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Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
.
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They live according to Wifestyle!


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Wife: Proytek Successful Manuhor pisot ejoni maiki manuhor haat thake.
Husband: Aru jaar 1't ke besi thake?
Wife: Pisot Hei Successful manuh jonor kahani tu
“Sawdhan India”'t dekhuai.


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Wife bazaar'or pora ahi palehi'
Husband: Ei bag tut khabo logia bostu ase jen paisu
Wife: Ohh hoi! mur sandal paat ase!


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Ebar Husband aru wife'or kola baccha eta
Husband - Wife duiu rong boga e asil.
Husband - Toiu boga moiu boga amar lora tu kola kenke hol.
---- Tengor Wife ------
Heidina Tumiu gorom hoi aslu moiu gorom hoi asilu je
Hekrne joli gol sage


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Wife: Amar bia pisot tumi muk morom nokora hola ?
Husband: Exam dia pasot kunubae pohe ni?

Shivratri Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages, HD Images in Assamese

It is a major festival in Hinduism, this festival is imposing and marks a remembrance of "overcoming darkness" in the world. Arthat Shivoratri hindu hokolor eta gurutopurno ustsav, bixekh koi assam'or sivsagar'ot sobotke dangor ke monua jaai.
Shivratri Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages
Shivratri Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages
Here's a list of  Shivratri Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages in both Assamese and English.

Om Namah Shivay! May the blessings of Lord Shiva remain with you throughout your life. 

May Lord Shiva guide you all your life!

Sending you my warmest wishes this Maha Shivratri.

Hubho Maha Sivaratri!


Kamona Korisu, Ai Sivaratri'e apunar hokolu dukh dur kore!!

Parthana korisu, apunar jeevon'le aane onek anando!

Apunak aru apunar paribaro'loi aane puhor! Om Nomo Shivaay

May all your prayers be granted by Bhagwaan Shiva! Wishing you a Happy Maha Shivratri!

May all your wishes come true and the blessings of the God remain with you always. Happy Maha Shivratri!

May Shiva bless you with
good health, happiness and prosperity
Om Namah Shivay! 

May the blessings of Lord Shiva be with you always....
Sending you heartiest wishes on Maha Shivratri!

On this Shivratri may God bless the world with virtues of patience and tolerance!
Here's some pics from Sivratri in Sivsagar, Assam.
Shivratri 
Shivratri in Sivsagar