Whatsapp Status In Assamese Language | অসমীয়া Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp Status In Assamese Language | অসমীয়া Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp Status In Assamese Language 

Like all, we know WhatsApp is a chatting app that permits you now to both chats and talks freely with a data connection with similar people who have WhatsApp. It also allows you to call these people and exchange emoticons and GIFs through WhatsApp’s basic chatting window in Assamese Language.

চকুলোৰে মালা গাথি ডাৱৰে হেন্দোলনি তুলিছে আকাশত

পাতল হৈ পৰে বহুগুণে মনৰ দুখযেতিয়া সেয়া'তোমাৰ-মোৰ'ৰ পৰা গৈ আমাৰ হৈ পৰে...

সন্ধিয়াৰ চেঁচা বতাহজাকে আজিতোমাৰ অনুপস্থিতিকঅনুভৱ কৰালেহিমই যেন প্ৰেমৰ আতুৰতাত তৃপ্ত হৈ থকাএক অজান দেশৰ পথিক...

I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.

Tumi muk sage pahori gola kintu amar hei prothom log pua din tu ajiu monot ase |

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মই হাৰি যোৱা নাই মোৰ সফলতাৰ চাবিপাতহে হেৰাইছে

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Tumi Etiya Aanor, Hazar Nijok Bujaleo, Tomar Sobi Onoborote Aahi Mor Hiya Aaguri Thake, Poth Dekhua Probhu,   Ojanite Jate Bhul Hoy Najay!

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2 Assamese Romantic Story

Assamese Romantic Story / Love Story

If you are disturbed or in a complicated in a relationship then you are in the right place. Check some of our two best "Assamese Golpo", "Assamese Romantic Story", and "Assamese SMS in love". Here is post - 2 Assamese Romantic Story.

Assamese Love Story - Mur prothom suma

Moi college'or first-semester't admission loisilu, studying in B.S.C Chemistry when I knew him and he was in his 3rd semester of a different department. We became close because of one thing and that was "Love" Taar ejoni girlfriend asile and aru moi single asilu. I told him every detail of my life, family and about my feelings for my crush (him) and he did the same thing quite differently. He cared for me more than his gf and I also do the same thing. I just didn't know that I was beginning to like him because he was elder than I was and besides, he had a girlfriend.

That summer in the month of July, we had a college week. We really had a great time together and when it was time to rest, he accompanied me to the tent with his feet outside because girls and boys weren't allowed to sleep together in the same room, but there were too many mosquitoes and other insects that he let his whole body get in the tent with the door open. But, the insects started to get in, so we decided to close the tent and we were sleeping side by side.

We both talked and talked gossiped about our likes and dislikes when suddenly, he asked me, "Why do I love you in Assamese ?" I answered him saying, "Because God said so and we are soulmates 'Love one another.’" Then, he smiled and kissed me on the forehead and there was silence... after a while, he embraced me and said "Tumi Muk Ketiau Pahori Najaabaa." I nodded, but then he told me the same again and I am in a mood so I can't hear him. When I asked him for one more kiss, he suddenly kissed my lips and hug me.

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Assamese Love Story - of a Blind Assamese girl

Once upon a time, there was a blind girl in Guwahati who was filled with strong hospitality and despised the world. She didn't have so many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one in her life. She always used to say that "Moi dekhibo pora hole tumake bia patilu hoi". Suddenly, edin kunubae taik netro daan korile.

And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was shocked to see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "Etia tumi muk saabo paraa, etia bia koraba ne?"

She replied, "Amaar majot etia buhut differences ase etia bia korabo nuaru tumi nijor nisina kabaak saai loba, I'm sorry."

With a tear in his eye and a smile, he gently said, "I understand. Moi hodai tumak hukhi dekhibo bisarisilu.Mur soku gita bhaalke rakhiba"

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Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

Husband: Oi Bia agot tur BF keita asile ko?
Wife: ==== Silent ====
Husband: Oi mone mone kio aso ko aku
Wife: Ro hisaab koribole de !

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Wife: Apuni Muk Kimaan Bhaal Pai?
Husband: Shahjahan'or homaan
Wife: Wow moi mora pisot Taj Mahal bonabo?
Husband: Moi Tu Matiu loi thoisu toi heh deri koriso!

husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes

Husband: Tur jetia mur uporot khong uthe tetia ki koro?
Wife: Toilet Safaa koru
Husband: Kaam ny aru, Ki pao kori?
Wife: Tur toothbrush di koru !

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Wife: Aji muk baandhi lo aru ji mon goise kor!
Husband e tyk bandhile aru PUBG khelibo dhorile.

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Judge: Toi Nijor Wife'ok dhamki ki nijor control't rakhili no?
Husband:Naai sir tenkua nasil!
Judge: Safaai Dibo nalage kenke korilu hetu ko!

assamese jokes *** "husband wife jokes" *** assamese jokes

Neighbour: Kaali tur ghor pra tur wife'e siori thoka hunislu
Husband: Naai ty'r photo khon Facebook't upload kora jegat OLX't kori dilu!

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Modhali : Jodi Moi PM holu heten India'k USA kori dlu hoi…
Modhali'Wife (Gusse se): Arey,
Kukur, Prothomote Lungi ekhon pinhi lo
Ratipua pra mur salwar ke pinhi aso.

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Assamese Funny Jokes Images - Husband Wife 

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assamese husband wife jokes

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Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
.
.
They live according to Wifestyle!

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Wife: Proytek Successful Manuhor pisot ejoni maiki manuhor haat thake.
Husband: Aru jaar 1't ke besi thake?
Wife: Pisot Hei Successful manuh jonor kahani tu
“Sawdhan India”'t dekhuai.

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Wife bazaar'or pora ahi palehi'
Husband: Ei bag tut khabo logia bostu ase jen paisu
Wife: Ohh hoi! mur sandal paat ase!

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Ebar Husband aru wife'or kola baccha eta
Husband - Wife duiu rong boga e asil.
Husband - Toiu boga moiu boga amar lora tu kola kenke hol.
---- Tengor Wife ------
Heidina Tumiu gorom hoi aslu moiu gorom hoi asilu je
Hekrne joli gol sage

assamese jokes *** husband wife jokes *** assamese jokes

Wife: Amar bia pisot tumi muk morom nokora hola ?
Husband: Exam dia pasot kunubae pohe ni?

[Best] Assamese Quotes on Life

[Best] Assamese Quotes on Life

Assamese Quotes on Life

Here are a bunch of "Assamese Quotes on Life" which will consist of Assamese Quotes on life, Assamese Sad Quotes, Assamese Motivational Quotes, Assamese Anti Love Quotes, and Assamese Romantic Quotes. Hope this will help you to find a direction to your life.

Piritir Alekh-Lekh Hridoyore Gotha,Piritir Alekh-Lekh Hridoyore Gotha,Dine Dine Bahre PiritiNoyone Noyone.

Assamese Shayari ***Assamese love shayari *** Assamese Quotes on Life

Dekhisilu Khondhia Namisil,Tar Pisot Rati Hoisil,Etia Kewol,Ratipua Howar Pisote,Rati Hoi Jay.

Assamese Shayari ***Assamese love shayari *** Assamese Quotes on Life

মই জানো তুমি মোক কেতিয়াও ভালপোৱা নাই | তথাপিও তোমাক সুযোগ দিছিলোঁ কাৰণ সুখীতো আছা হব পাৰে সেইজন অন্য কোনোবা…

Assamese Quotes on Life *** Assamese Sad Quotes *** Assamese Romantic Quotes

সময় যদি কাষত তুমিমই অচেতন নিজৰ প্ৰতিসময় তুমি যদি দূৰতমই স্বয়ম বহুত চেতন

 Assamese Quotes on Life *** Assamese Sad Quotes *** Assamese Romantic Quotes

Ekhon Ghor Khaji,Sukhere Thakim,Kintu,Ghor Khojar BhabeMok AajiJibonor PothikBonai Pelale.

Assamese Shayari ***Assamese love shayari *** Assamese Quotes on Life

Mor Ek ProkarObhyakh Hoi Goise,Tumi Mok AaghatDi Thakiba,AaruMoi Kheibor Khoijyo KoriKhoday Hahi Thakim.

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Assamese Shayari ***Assamese love shayari *** Assamese Quotes on Life

যদি বিচৰা তুমি বহুত ভাল মানুহ পাবা,  কিন্তু সি জানো তোমাক মোৰ নিচিনা ভালপোৱা দিব পাৰিব? আৰু তুমি সুখী থাকিব পাৰিবা?…

Assamese Quotes on Life *** Assamese Sad Quotes *** Assamese Romantic Quotes

Moi Ogyani Hobo Paro,
Burbok Hobo Paro,Obuj Hobo Paro,Okhyat Hobo Paro,Kola Hobo Paro,Kintu Mor Maa'r Babe,Moiye Shrestho Sontan.

Assamese Shayari ***Assamese love shayari *** Assamese Quotes on Life

চোৱা ইমান তুমি সুন্দৰী নহয়, যি এখন সুন্দৰ স্বচ্ছ মনেৰে তোমাক ভাল পাইছিলোঁ……… 

 Assamese Shayari ***Assamese love shayari *** Assamese Quotes on Life

"Obhab" Jetia DuwarotAahi Thitapi Loy,Prem Aru BhalpowaTetia KhirikireOlai Gusi Jay.

Assamese Quotes on Life *** Assamese Sad Quotes *** Assamese Romantic Quotes

তিয়া আৰু দুখ নালাগে, বহুত সুখী মই ! কাৰণ মই কাৰো পৰা একো আশা নকৰোঁ |

Saraswati Puja Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages

Saraswati Puja Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages

Saraswati Puja Wishes, SMS, Greetings, Quotes, Messages

Basant Panchami is a fest that marks the arrival of spring, celebrated by people in various ways depending on the region.

But one more reason also it is celebrated as Saraswati Puja,  dedicated to goddess Saraswati who is their ancient goddess of knowledge and all arts. Saraswati is the energy of Brahma, and she symbolizes creative energy and power in all its form, including longing and love.

Saraswathi Namasthubhyam,
Varadey Kaamarupinee!
Vidhyarambham Karishyami,
Sidhir bhavathu mey sada !
Happy Saraswathi Puja ...

Saraswati Puja Wish

May your life be filled with
eternal light of knowledge
May the divine grace of
Goddess be with you
Goddess Saraswati is the
Light of hope and Peace
Pray Goddess Saraswati
Blessings remain with us
throughout Life
May Goddess Saraswati Bless you
with Knowledge and Wisdom
Happy Saraswati Puja !!!

No greeting card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a carrying heart wishing u
Happy Basant Panchami.

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May you rise each texting day
with fully charged cell phone
in your hand, inspiring message
in your mind, me in your heart,
and a clear signal all day long.
Nice Basant Panchami day!

Holi Assamese Wishes | Greetings | SMS | Quotes | HD Images | Speech | Shayari

Holi Assamese Wishes | Greetings | SMS | Quotes | HD Images | Speech | Shayari

Holi is termed as a day of fun, colors, and rejoicing. Indians celebrate Holi by throwing balloons and colors on one another, crams on fragility and remembering the inspiring story of Prahlada. Hence, add more colors to the day of colors of your loved ones by spreading across some wonderful Holi Quotes, SMS, Messages in Assamese. 

Orthat Holi'k anondo aru rong'or din buli jona jai. Ei Dintut ami ejone ejonor gaat rong xaani holi maane fakua utsav monao. Bivinno rong dhaala'r bostu pua jai holi't jeneke pichkaari aru balloon u pua jai. 

Here you would find plenty of fluent quotes that would surely bring a smile on the faces of your closed ones and relatives. So check our article "Holi Assamese Wishes | Greetings | SMS | Quotes | HD Images | Speech | Shayari".

Hokoluke Fakua'r Xubesha Jashilu

Apunak aru apunar parivarok fakua utxob'r xubesha jasilu

Wishing you a Holi full of fun and frolic. Eat rasgulla's, dance like crazy. Enjoy. Happy Holi!!!

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ৰাধা'ৰ আবিৰ আৰু শ্যাম'ৰ ফিচকাৰি,
মৰমৰ ৰঙেৰে ৰঙীন সকলো পুৰুষ-নাৰী,
আবিৰে নাজানে কোনো জাত-পাত'ৰ কুণ্ডলী
শুভেচ্ছা থাকিল তোমালৈ - আনন্দময় হোলী !

 হেপি হোলি 

হোলিৰ  শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো   

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আমি হিন্দু ধৰ্ম অনুসৰি পৌৰাণিক কালৰ পৰা চলি অহা "হোলী" পৰ্বক লৈ বহু কাহিনী জৰিত হৈ আছে।  প্ৰাচীন কালত হিৰণ্যকশিপু নামেৰে এজন অতিকৈ শক্তিশালী অসুৰ আছিল । তেওঁ ইমানেই শক্তিশালী আছিল যে, তেওঁ কোনো ভগবানক বিশ্বাস নকৰিছিল । কিন্ত্ত স্বয়ং হিৰণ্যকশিপুৰ পুত্ৰ প্ৰহ্লাদ আকৌ আছিল অতিকৈ ভগবান বিশ্বাসী আৰু ভগবানৰ ভক্ত ।  প্ৰহ্লাদে নিতৌ ভগবানৰ পূজা কৰিছিল। যেতিয়া হিৰণ্যকশিপুয়ে এই কথা জানিব পাৰিলে তেতিয়া তেওঁ ইমান অহংকাৰত মত্ত হৈ পৰিছিল যে, নিজ পুত্ৰ প্ৰহ্লাদক মাৰি পেলাবলৈ বুলি সিদ্ধান্ত লবলৈও কুণ্ঠাবোধ কৰা নাছিল। সেইমতে হিৰণ্যকশিপুয়ে প্ৰহ্লাদক মাৰি পেলাবলৈ বিভিন্ন ধৰণে চেষ্টা চলাইছিল । তাৰ পিছতো প্ৰহ্লাদ ঈশ্বৰ ভক্তি কম হৈ নোযোৱা দেখি , এইবাৰ প্ৰহ্লাদক কঠোৰতম শাস্তি দিব বুলি মনস্হ কৰিলে।

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হিৰণ্যকশিপুৰ এজনী ভগ্নী আছিল, তাইৰ নাম আছিল "হোলীকা" । হোলীকাই এটা বৰ লাভ কৰি থোৱা আছিল যে, "তাই অগ্নিত ভষ্ম নহব"। আৰু সেই বৰটোৰ সুযোগ লৈ হিৰণ্যকশিপুয়ে প্ৰহ্লাদক মৃত্যুদণ্ড দিয়াবৰ বাবে "হোলীকা"ক "প্ৰহ্লাদ"ক কোঁচত লৈ জুইৰ ওপৰত বহিবলৈ আদেশ দিলে। এনেকুৱা শাস্তিৰ ফলত ভগবানৰ অশেষ কৃপাত প্ৰহ্লাদৰ একো নহল কিন্ত্ত "হোলীকা" অগ্নিত পুৰি জাহ গল ।

আচলতে ঈশ্বৰ ভক্ত "প্ৰহ্লাদ"ৰ স্মৰণ কৰিবলৈ হিৰণ্যকশিপুৰ ভগ্নী "হোলীকা" দাহ যোৱা দিনটোৰ পৰা "হোলী" পালন কৰা হয় । "প্ৰহ্লাদ" ৰ অৰ্থ হল আনন্দ, সেয়ে "হোলী"ৰ দিনাখন ৰঙেৰে সৈতে আনন্দ- স্ফুৰ্তি কৰা হয়।

কোনো কোনোৰ মতে ভগবান শ্রীকৃষ্ণই পুতনা নামৰ এজনী ৰাক্ষসীক বধ কৰি, সেই দিনটোত কৰা আনন্দ- স্ফুৰ্তিৰ দিনটোয়ে "হোলী" বুলি বিশ্বাস কৰি আহিছে। 

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Republic Day 2019 Wishes in Assamese | SMS | Images | Quotes | Shayari | Messages | Status

Republic Day 2019 Wishes in Assamese | SMS | Images | Quotes | Shayari

You can share the best Happy 69th Republic Day Wishes, 26th January 2019 Wishes, Happy Republic Day 2019 Messages, Happy 26th January 2019 Messages, Happy Republic Day 2019 Assamese and English fonts.

Happy Republic Day 2019 to you and your family. The parade commences from the Rashtrapati Bhavan, New Delhi. Republic day Event is observed on the 26th of January every year which honors the birth of the Constitution of Republic India which came into force on 26th of January 1950, which replaced the Government Act of 1935. Here are Republic Day 2019 Wishes in Assamese | SMS | Images | Quotes | Shayari | Messages.

আপোনাক আৰু আপোনাৰ পৰিয়ালৰ সমুহ সদস্যলৈ গণতন্ত্ৰ দিৱসৰ শুভেচ্ছা জ্ঞাপন কৰিলো ।

গণতন্ত্ৰ দিৱসৰ শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো 

ভাৰতীয় হিচাপে আমি সকলোৱে গৌৰৱ অনুভব কৰা উচিত, 26 January'r শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো

Happy 70th republic day 2019 to fellow Indians

সমুহ ভাৰতবাসী ৰাইজলৈ গণতন্ত্ৰ দিৱসৰ আন্তৰিক শুভেচ্ছা জ্ঞাপন কৰিলো... ।

আটাইলৈ গণতন্ত্ৰ দিৱসৰ শুভেচ্ছা জনালোঁ।
মেৰা ভাৰত মহান।
জয় হিন্দ....

I hope this 26th January 2019 will add more colors to your life

সকলো ভাৰতীয় নাগৰিকলৈ শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো গণতন্ত্ৰ দিৱসৰ 

Let us realize and cherish our Dream India now on; HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.

Happy Republic day to all the Indians and also to the Indian army, soldiers, policemen!!! Jai Hind !!!!

Love Quotes in Assamese Language

Love Quotes in Assamese Language

Bhaal Pua't Janu Xondeh Thake!
Jodi Xondeh Thaake Heia Nu Ki Bhaal pUa
Bisaxor Majere Xosa Prem Jiai Thake

Tumi Mur Ketiau Nuhua Jaanu
Tothapitu Tumar Karne Opekha Koru
Kijani Ketiaba Bisax korae Muk Bhaal Pua'r Gobhirota

Karubak Pahori Jua TU Kothin Nohoi,
Kintu Kothin Hoise Teur Hoite
Kotua Homoi Khini Pahori Jua!

Love Quotes in Assamese

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Mon'or Kitap khon't Mur Hridoyor
Premere Likha Aase
Mathu Tumarei Naam
Musibo Khujileo
Musibo Nuwariba
Kiyonu Mor Bhaal Puaei Hol Enekuwa.

Love Quotes in Assamese

Tumi Mur Kahot Naai!
Kintu Hridoy Khone Koi Ase
Je Tumi Ajiu Mur Aaxe Paxe Thaka

Relationship Electric Circuit'or Nisina,
Wrong Connection Hole Shock Lage,
Aaru Right Hole Jibonto Pohorai Pelai.

Love Quotes in Assamese

Karubar Kaax Shapiboloi Homoy Lage,
Karubak Aapon Koriboloi Homoy Lage,
Moito Bohudinote Bisarisilo Tomak,
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Bhagawane Kole Amulya Bostu Paboloi Homoy Lage. 

Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper

Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper 

Check out some of the best Boyfriend-GirlFriend Jokes in Assamese. Hope you like our list of "Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper ".

GF Bf Ebar bike't goi asil.
GF: Ami KOt Goi ASu ?
BF: Long Drive't
GF: Wow! Agote Kio Nokola
BF: Moiu Etia He Gom Paisu, Break Daal Logai Naai.

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

BF: Tumi Dekhibo Dhunia De!
GF: Hosae ne
BF: Ekdom Pori Nisina!
GF: Aru Etia Ki Kori Asa ?
BF: Dhemali.

assamese funny jokes

GF: Moi Bia Pisot Sob Dukh Share Korim.
BF: Kintu Moi Dukhot Naai Nohoi!
GF: Moi Bia'r pisor Kotha heh Koisu !

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

GF: Tumi Jot Jaba Mur Saa Tu'u Logote Jabo
BF: Moi Agor Prae Janislu Toi Bhoot Buli.

Girl: Tumi Ki Kora?
Boy: JanamBhumi't Korislu, Etia Eri Dilu
Girl: Emaan Bhaal Sakori. Kio Erila ?
Boy: Ratipua Ratipua Ghore-Ghore Paper Bilabole Mon Najai.

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

Assamese funny Jokes

GF: Muk Kimaan Bhaal Pua
BF: Buhut Pau
GF: Mur Karone Chandra tu aanibo pariba ? 
BF: Tetiahole prithvi chaari pine tur baper ghuribo ni !

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

GF: Moi Tumar Premot Pagol Hoi Golu !
BF: Moi Nu Kot Collector Boni Golu.

Boy: Moi Aji leke kaku kiss kori puae ny!
Girl: Eku Naai Muk Kori Lua.
After Kissss
Girl: Kio Haahi Asa!
Boy: Moi Enekoie Gaon'r gute gijonike kiss korilu.

Girl: Tumi Kot Pohi Asa Axomia't Kua !
Boy: Soku-Saah-Soku
Girl: Eitu Ki Aku ?
Boy: ITI (Eye-Tea-Eye)

Assamese Jokes

GF: Tumi Jot Jaba Mur Saa Tu'u Logote Jabo
BF: Moi Agor Prae Janislu Toi Bhoot Buli.

Girl: Tumi Ki Kora?
Boy: JanamBhumi't Korislu, Etia Eri Dilu
Girl: Emaan Bhaal Sakori. Kio Erila ?
Boy: Ratipua Ratipua Ghore-Ghore Paper Bilabole Mon Najai.

Hope you like our list of "Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper ".

Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese, SMS

Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese

We always heard or read jokes about Santa and Banta in other languages. Now, we have brought some popular Santa Banta Jokes in Assames. These Jokes does not contain any abusive languages in Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-1

Santa: Oi saa sun xuyjo ulale ni ?
Banta: Ny o Andhaar hoi Ase !
Santa: Tetiahole; torch maari sai lo.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-2

Santa: Doctor! Mur dubosor agot paani lagisil.
Doctor: Tetialohe Etiya Kio Ahise Apuni ?
Santa: Apuni Gaa dhubo mona krisil. Etiya parim ni hudibo ahisilu ?

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-3

"Ebar Santa'r Murot Duph pale"
Stranger: Keneke hol?
Santa: Moi train'r soka't pump di asilu. Ejone kole olop matha tur use kor buli.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-4

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-5

Santa: Mur lora tu book'r agote bohi thake.
Banta: Moi xunisu he bule fail korile?
Santa: heikhon book 'Facebook' asil. Hey karone

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-6

Santa- kailoi mur biya ase. Buhut kom manuh'k nimitron dise.
Banta- Taat problem ki ase?
Santa- Najanu muk matise ne nai !

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-7

Santa: Oi Swali Moi Tuk Bhaal Pau tu Axomiya't ki koi?
Swali: I Love You!
Santa: Olop English ki kolu. Toi sun propose ei d dli muk!

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-8

Santa (Police station Goi Kole): - Muk
phone't dhamki dse.
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Inspector: Kune Dise Ko?
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Santa - BSNL'r pra koris. Bill Nidile Kaati Dim Buli.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-9

SANTA: Lala, Dettol Soap Aan Sun !
Lala: Lo,
santa: Vaal Eta De,
Lala: Lo,
Santa: Vaal quality'r eta de,
Lala: Lo o Lo,
Santa: Thik Ase Haath Dhui 1KG Aata De..

Valentine Day Assamese Wishes, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny Jokes

Valentine Day Assamese Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny Jokes

Here are some "Valentine Day Assamese Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny, Jokes" hope you liked it and share with your friends and family.

অপুনাক আৰু অপুনাৰ পাৰতনৰ'ক ৱেলেনতায়িন দিন সুভেসা জোনালু

ৱেলেনতায়িন দিন সুভেসা জোনালু

Valentine Day Assamese Quotes

জ'ত মুৰ ক্ৰাচ অাছে তাত লোৰা এগাল'ৰ ৰচ অাছে, অৰু টায়্ম পাছ কৰিবলে কেন্দি ক্ৰছ অছে

Valentine's day is coming!! No cheating... Post this as your status and see what number You get !!
1) you're cute
2) I like you
3) Long-term relationship
4) I miss you
5) I’m crushing on you
6) I dislike you
7) Chill more
8) Quick fling... Nothing more!
9) I want your number
10) I love you

Life has become more meaningful  Just because of you.I can’t even imagine my life without you.I am happy because of you.  I love you!Happy Valentine’s Day

Loving you is my mission.Being with you is my reason.I am happy to give you my all.Happy Valentine’s Day!

Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved

The art of love…is largely the art of persistence

Valentine Day SMS, Status in Assamese

Valentine Day't Dhon Basowar Upay 13 February't Girlfriend'or Log'ot Breakup Kori Lowa Aaru 15 February't Sorry Koi Diya.

Happy Valentine Day Wish Korisu sob committed swali aru single lora holok.

Valentine Day Okol Girlfriend/ Boyfriend'oke nohoi family'ku wish korok.

Valentine Day Gifts 2019

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Assamese Christmas Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS

Assamese Christmas Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS

Here are some "Assamese Christmas Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS" hope you liked it and share with your friends and family.

শুভ এক্স মাস

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Apunak Christmas'or xubhesha jonalu aru advance Happy New Year 

Assamese Christmas Wish

মেৰি কৃস্তমাস 

May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.

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There is no greater gift this festive season than spending time with family all around the Christmas tree.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy, and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS

May your heart and home be filled with all of the joys the festive season brings. Here is a toast to a Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year!

Christmas is a special time to enjoy with, All your loved ones, To spread the divinity and cheer around, Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

অপুনাক আৰু অপুনাৰ ফেমিলিক মেৰি কৃস্তমাস কামোনা কোৰিলু

ই কৃস্তমাস জাতে আনে পোৰিয়ালোলে আনে অনেক হুখ

আশা কৰিসু জে সানতায়ে ভাল উপহাৰ অপুনাক অানি দিয়ে

Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems

We know you are looking for some good quotes and SMS for wishing his/her loved ones on this auspicious day. Here are some best Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems.

Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems

"সুখ, সমৃদ্ধি, যশ, আনন্দ, সু-স্বাস্হ্যৰে তোমাৰ অনাগত দিনবোৰ জীপাল আৰু মধুৰ হৈ পৰাৰ কামনাৰে তোমালৈ জন্মদিনৰ অলেখ শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো"

"জন্মদিনৰ শুভেচ্ছা জনালোঁ, জেম-জেলি, লুচি-ভাজি ৰেডি কৰি ৰাখিবা - সন্ধিয়া আহি আঁছো"

"মুখ খুলি ৰাখা , তোমাৰ জন্মদিন উপলক্ষে ৩ কিলো ৰসগোল্লা পঠিয়ালো"-
Happy Birthday

Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems

মন হৃদয়ৰ আগত,
মৰম প্ৰেমৰ আগত,
সুখ দুখৰ আগত,
বন্ধু বন্ধুত্বৰ আগত,
আৰু
মই সকলোতকৈ আগত,
তোমাক
এই জন্মদিনৰ শুভেচ্ছা বাৰ্তা পঠিয়ালোঁ ।

"আজিৰ এই শুভ দিনটোত অতীতৰ সুখ আৱদ্ধ হওঁক তোমাৰ হৃদয়ত, অতীতৰ দুখবোৰ হেৰাই যাওঁক, আজিৰ পৰাই আৰম্ভ হওঁক জীৱনৰ কৰ্মৰ নতুন উদ্যম আৰু তুমি হোৱা নিপুণ খনিকৰ" - Happy Birthday To You.

 Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems

"এই দিনটো যেন বাৰে বাৰে ওভতি আঁহক, তোমাৰ জীৱনৰ অলেখ সঁপোনে তোমাক আৱৰি ধৰক" Happy Birthday

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"মুখ খুলি ৰাখা , তোমাৰ জন্মদিন উপলক্ষে ৩ কিলো ৰসগোল্লা পঠিয়ালো"- Happy Birthday

"এই দিনটো যেন বাৰে বাৰে ওভতি আঁহক, তোমাৰ জীৱনৰ অলেখ সঁপোনে তোমাক আৱৰি ধৰক" Happy Birthday

Diwali Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes in Assamese

Diwali Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes in Assamese

Diwalir huvokamana thakil hokololoi 

Diwali Wishes in Assamese 

Chariufale pohar... Chariufalor dhup aru sakir logote moiu diwalir bahut subhesha jasilu.

Diwali SMS Assamese 

শুভ দীপাবলি!

Ae Diwali'e aane jaate anek anondo aru bhaak khobor

Diwali Status in Assamese 

Apunak aru apunar parivar'k diwali'r xubhesha jonalu

চাৰিওফালেএ  পুহৰ ... চাৰিওফালৰ  ধুপ  আরও  সাকির  লোগোতে মইও  দিবালির  বাহূত সুভেস  জ্যাসিলু .

Diwali Wishes in Assamese 

এই দিবালি'এ আনে যাতে অনেক আনন্দ আৰু ভাল খবর 

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Diwali Wishes in Assamese 

ভগবান শ্রীৰামৰ আশীৰ্বাদে তোমাৰ জীৱনত যেন সুখ চটিয়ায়, দুখ'ক নাশ কৰে, প্ৰেম'ৰ ফুলজাৰিয়ে জীৱন আলোকময় কৰি তোলে, বন্তিগচিৰ উজ্জ্বল পোহৰে তোমাৰ জীৱন আনন্দময় কৰি তোলে - দিপাৱলীৰ শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো !

Diwali Wishes in Assamese 

দিপাৱলী দিবালি আহিল, মাটিৰ প্ৰদীপ, মিঠাতেল, কলগছ, একেলগে সবে এই উৎসৱত মিলিল - দিপাৱলীৰ হিয়াভঁৰা শুভকামনা ! 

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