Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper

Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper 

Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper

Check out some of the best Boyfriend-GirlFriend Jokes in Assamese. Hope you like our list of "Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper ".

GF Bf Ebar bike't goi asil.
GF: Ami KOt Goi ASu ?
BF: Long Drive't
GF: Wow! Agote Kio Nokola
BF: Moiu Etia He Gom Paisu, Break Daal Logai Naai.

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

BF: Tumi Dekhibo Dhunia De!
GF: Hosae ne
BF: Ekdom Pori Nisina!
GF: Aru Etia Ki Kori Asa ?
BF: Dhemali.
Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper
assamese funny jokes

GF: Moi Bia Pisot Sob Dukh Share Korim.
BF: Kintu Moi Dukhot Naai Nohoi!
GF: Moi Bia'r pisor Kotha heh Koisu !

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

GF: Tumi Jot Jaba Mur Saa Tu'u Logote Jabo
BF: Moi Agor Prae Janislu Toi Bhoot Buli.

Girl: Tumi Ki Kora?
Boy: JanamBhumi't Korislu, Etia Eri Dilu
Girl: Emaan Bhaal Sakori. Kio Erila ?
Boy: Ratipua Ratipua Ghore-Ghore Paper Bilabole Mon Najai.

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes
Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper
Assamese funny Jokes

GF: Muk Kimaan Bhaal Pua
BF: Buhut Pau
GF: Mur Karone Chandra tu aanibo pariba ? 
BF: Tetiahole prithvi chaari pine tur baper ghuribo ni !

Assamase BF-GF Jokes ++ Boyfriend-Girlfriend Jokes

GF: Moi Tumar Premot Pagol Hoi Golu !
BF: Moi Nu Kot Collector Boni Golu.

Boy: Moi Aji leke kaku kiss kori puae ny!
Girl: Eku Naai Muk Kori Lua.
After Kissss
Girl: Kio Haahi Asa!
Boy: Moi Enekoie Gaon'r gute gijonike kiss korilu.

Girl: Tumi Kot Pohi Asa Axomia't Kua !
Boy: Soku-Saah-Soku
Girl: Eitu Ki Aku ?
Boy: ITI (Eye-Tea-Eye)


Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper
Assamese Jokes

GF: Tumi Jot Jaba Mur Saa Tu'u Logote Jabo
BF: Moi Agor Prae Janislu Toi Bhoot Buli.

Girl: Tumi Ki Kora?
Boy: JanamBhumi't Korislu, Etia Eri Dilu
Girl: Emaan Bhaal Sakori. Kio Erila ?
Boy: Ratipua Ratipua Ghore-Ghore Paper Bilabole Mon Najai.

Hope you like our list of "Assamese Jokes | GF BF Jokes, SMS, Whatsapp Status, SMS Wallpaper ".

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes (18+)

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes (18+)

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes


Here are some jokes in Assamese which are only for adults. This article contains some jokes which contain abusive language. So, Enjoy "Assamese Non-Veg Jokes "

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -1 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Ebaar "Papu"e Toilet'ot Haat Mari Asile
Madam: Oi Lora Ki Kori Aso?
Papu: Madam Apunake Bhabhi Asilu

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -2 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Ebar Papu bapekor kusot bohi bus'ot goi asile
Aru ghopokke taar madam'u uthil bus'ot
Papu: Madam eiya bohok.
Madam: Abhodro
Papu: Manners sun apunie class'ot hikaisil

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -3 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa: Oi Banta moi GF'ok ki gift diu kou sun!
Banta: Tur Koni Tu d De!
Santa: Naai! o moi tai'k dangor gift dim buli vabisu.
Banta: Tetiahole Mur Koni tu di de!

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -4 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa's Wife: Santa Aaaji kiba eta kor jaate mur gaa gorom uthi jaai
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"Taar pisot ki asile Santa'e fan'or switch off kori dile"

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -5 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa Ebar Taar Wife'or office gol
aru Dekhile tai boss'or kusssot uthi asil.
Santa (Khongo't): Enekua office'ot sakori nokoribi
                  jot staff'or karone ekhon sokiu naai
 
Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -6 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Airtel'r Caller: Axomia karone 'ek' dobabo aru English karone 'dui' dobabo
Papu: Kela axomia bilakok duta dobabo nidie

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Girl: Dada Bra dekhabo!
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Aru Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Naai Aru Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Bhonti Bhaalke sua heai breast nhoi pimple saage!  

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes** Assamese Adult Jokes

Teacher : Hadai moi sob janu bulie kobo lage.
Babu : Papa moi sob janu
Papa : beta eiya 50 toka lo aru chup thakibi.
Babu : Maa Moi sob janu
Maa : beta eiya 100 toka lo aru chup thakibi.
Babu (Chakor 'ok): Robi ka Moi sob janu
Chakor Robi : Aah Baperok dhori lo..!!

Read Articles -
BF-GF Jokes in Assamese
Love Quotes in Assamese
Santa-Banta Assamese Jokes 

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Gf : Ei Sunny Leone Kun Hoi ?
Bf : Sunny Deol'or  Mahila Awatar hoiiii..
"Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai.. Adami Ka Uth jata hai"

Hope You'd enjoy "Assamese Non-Veg Jokes".


Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese, SMS

Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese

Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese


We always heard or read jokes about Santa and Banta in other languages. Now, we have brought some popular Santa Banta Jokes in Assames. These Jokes does not contain any abusive languages in Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-1


Santa: Oi saa sun xuyjo ulale ni ?
Banta: Ny o Andhaar hoi Ase !
Santa: Tetiahole; torch maari sai lo.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-2


Santa: Doctor! Mur dubosor agot paani lagisil.
Doctor: Tetialohe Etiya Kio Ahise Apuni ?
Santa: Apuni Gaa dhubo mona krisil. Etiya parim ni hudibo ahisilu ?

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-3


"Ebar Santa'r Murot Duph pale"
Stranger: Keneke hol?
Santa: Moi train'r soka't pump di asilu. Ejone kole olop matha tur use kor buli.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-4


Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-5


Santa: Mur lora tu book'r agote bohi thake.
Banta: Moi xunisu he bule fail korile?
Santa: heikhon book 'Facebook' asil. Hey karone

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-6


Santa- kailoi mur biya ase. Buhut kom manuh'k nimitron dise.
Banta- Taat problem ki ase?
Santa- Najanu muk matise ne nai !

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-7


Santa: Oi Swali Moi Tuk Bhaal Pau tu Axomiya't ki koi?
Swali: I Love You!
Santa: Olop English ki kolu. Toi sun propose ei d dli muk!

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-8


Santa (Police station Goi Kole): - Muk
phone't dhamki dse.
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Inspector: Kune Dise Ko?
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Santa - BSNL'r pra koris. Bill Nidile Kaati Dim Buli.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-9


SANTA: Lala, Dettol Soap Aan Sun !
Lala: Lo,
santa: Vaal Eta De,
Lala: Lo,
Santa: Vaal quality'r eta de,
Lala: Lo o Lo,
Santa: Thik Ase Haath Dhui 1KG Aata De..