Assamese Non-Veg Jokes (18+)

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes (18+)

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes


Here are some jokes in Assamese which are only for adults. This article contains some jokes which contain abusive language. So, Enjoy "Assamese Non-Veg Jokes "

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -1 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Ebaar "Papu"e Toilet'ot Haat Mari Asile
Madam: Oi Lora Ki Kori Aso?
Papu: Madam Apunake Bhabhi Asilu

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -2 ** Assamese Adult Jokes


Ebar Papu bapekor kusot bohi bus'ot goi asile
Aru ghopokke taar madam'u uthil bus'ot
Papu: Madam eiya bohok.
Madam: Abhodro
Papu: Manners sun apunie class'ot hikaisil

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -3 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa: Oi Banta moi GF'ok ki gift diu kou sun!
Banta: Tur Koni Tu d De!
Santa: Naai! o moi tai'k dangor gift dim buli vabisu.
Banta: Tetiahole Mur Koni tu di de!

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -4 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa's Wife: Santa Aaaji kiba eta kor jaate mur gaa gorom uthi jaai

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"Taar pisot ki asile Santa'e fan'or switch off kori dile"

But This Teddy @999 for Your GF 
Click on Teddy

BUY

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -5 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Santa Ebar Taar Wife'or office gol
aru Dekhile tai boss'or kusssot uthi asil.
Santa (Khongo't): Enekua office'ot sakori nokoribi
                  jot staff'or karone ekhon sokiu naai
 
Assamese Non-Veg Jokes -6 ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Airtel'r Caller: Axomia karone 'ek' dobabo aru English karone 'dui' dobabo
Papu: Kela axomia bilakok duta dobabo nidie

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes ** Assamese Adult Jokes


Girl: Dada Bra dekhabo!
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Aru Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Eia Lok!
Girl: Naai Aru Olop Horu Size'r
Salesman: Bhonti Bhaalke sua heai breast nhoi pimple saage!  

Assamese Non-Veg Jokes** Assamese Adult Jokes

Teacher : Hadai moi sob janu bulie kobo lage.
Babu : Papa moi sob janu
Papa : beta eiya 50 toka lo aru chup thakibi.
Babu : Maa Moi sob janu
Maa : beta eiya 100 toka lo aru chup thakibi.
Babu (Chakor 'ok): Robi ka Moi sob janu
Chakor Robi : Aah Baperok dhori lo..!!

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BF-GF Jokes in Assamese
Love Quotes in Assamese
Santa-Banta Assamese Jokes 


Assamese Non-Veg Jokes ** Assamese Adult Jokes

Gf : Ei Sunny Leone Kun Hoi ?
Bf : Sunny Deol'or  Mahila Awatar hoiiii..
"Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai.. Adami Ka Uth jata hai"

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Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese, SMS

Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese

Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese


We always heard or read jokes about Santa and Banta in other languages. Now, we have brought some popular Santa Banta Jokes in Assames. These Jokes does not contain any abusive languages in Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-1


Santa: Oi saa sun xuyjo ulale ni ?
Banta: Ny o Andhaar hoi Ase !
Santa: Tetiahole; torch maari sai lo.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-2




Santa: Doctor! Mur dubosor agot paani lagisil.
Doctor: Tetialohe Etiya Kio Ahise Apuni ?
Santa: Apuni Gaa dhubo mona krisil. Etiya parim ni hudibo ahisilu ?

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-3


"Ebar Santa'r Murot Duph pale"
Stranger: Keneke hol?
Santa: Moi train'r soka't pump di asilu. Ejone kole olop matha tur use kor buli.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-4


Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye



Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-5


Santa: Mur lora tu book'r agote bohi thake.
Banta: Moi xunisu he bule fail korile?
Santa: heikhon book 'Facebook' asil. Hey karone

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-6


Santa- kailoi mur biya ase. Buhut kom manuh'k nimitron dise.
Banta- Taat problem ki ase?
Santa- Najanu muk matise ne nai !

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-7


Santa: Oi Swali Moi Tuk Bhaal Pau tu Axomiya't ki koi?
Swali: I Love You!
Santa: Olop English ki kolu. Toi sun propose ei d dli muk!

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-8




Santa (Police station Goi Kole): - Muk
phone't dhamki dse.
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Inspector: Kune Dise Ko?
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Santa - BSNL'r pra koris. Bill Nidile Kaati Dim Buli.
But This Teddy @999 for Your GF 
Click on Teddy
BUY

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-9


SANTA: Lala, Dettol Soap Aan Sun !
Lala: Lo,
santa: Vaal Eta De,
Lala: Lo,
Santa: Vaal quality'r eta de,
Lala: Lo o Lo,
Santa: Thik Ase Haath Dhui 1KG Aata De..

Valentine Day Assamese Wishes, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny Jokes

Valentine Day Assamese Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny Jokes

Valentine Day Assamese Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny, Jokes

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অপুনাক আৰু অপুনাৰ পাৰতনৰ'ক ৱেলেনতায়িন দিন সুভেসা জোনালু

ৱেলেনতায়িন দিন সুভেসা জোনালু
Valentine Day Assamese Quotes
Valentine Day Assamese Quotes

জ'ত মুৰ ক্ৰাচ অাছে তাত লোৰা এগাল'ৰ ৰচ অাছে, অৰু টায়্ম পাছ কৰিবলে কেন্দি ক্ৰছ অছে

Valentine's day is coming!! No cheating... Post this as your status and see what number You get !!
1) you're cute
2) I like you
3) Long-term relationship
4) I miss you
5) I’m crushing on you
6) I dislike you
7) Chill more
8) Quick fling... Nothing more!
9) I want your number
10) I love you


Life has become more meaningful  Just because of you.I can’t even imagine my life without you.I am happy because of you.  I love you!Happy Valentine’s Day


Loving you is my mission.Being with you is my reason.I am happy to give you my all.Happy Valentine’s Day!


Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.


There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved


The art of love…is largely the art of persistence




Valentine Day SMS, Status in Assamese
Valentine Day SMS, Status in Assamese

Valentine Day't Dhon Basowar Upay 13 February't Girlfriend'or Log'ot Breakup Kori Lowa Aaru 15 February't Sorry Koi Diya.

Happy Valentine Day Wish Korisu sob committed swali aru single lora holok.

Valentine Day Okol Girlfriend/ Boyfriend'oke nohoi family'ku wish korok.

Valentine Day Gifts 2019





Valentine Day Assamese Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS, Funny Jokes
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Assamese Christmas Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS

Assamese Christmas Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS



Assamese Christmas Wish, Quotes, Status, SMS
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শুভ এক্স মাস


May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Apunak Christmas'or xubhesha jonalu aru advance Happy New Year 
Assamese Christmas Wish
Assamese Christmas Wish


মেৰি কৃস্তমাস 


May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.
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There is no greater gift this festive season than spending time with family all around the Christmas tree.


May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy, and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS


May your heart and home be filled with all of the joys the festive season brings. Here is a toast to a Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year!



Christmas is a special time to enjoy with, All your loved ones, To spread the divinity and cheer around, Merry Christmas and a happy new year!


অপুনাক আৰু অপুনাৰ ফেমিলিক মেৰি কৃস্তমাস কামোনা কোৰিলু


ই কৃস্তমাস জাতে আনে পোৰিয়ালোলে আনে অনেক হুখ


আশা কৰিসু জে সানতায়ে ভাল উপহাৰ অপুনাক অানি দিয়ে

Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems, জন্মদিনৰ শুভেচ্ছা

We know you are looking for some good quotes and SMS for wishing his/her loved ones on this auspicious day. Here are some best Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems.
Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems



Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems



"সুখ, সমৃদ্ধি, যশ, আনন্দ, সু-স্বাস্হ্যৰে তোমাৰ অনাগত দিনবোৰ জীপাল আৰু মধুৰ হৈ পৰাৰ কামনাৰে তোমালৈ জন্মদিনৰ অলেখ শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো"
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happy birthday wishes in assamese language
happy birthday wishes in assamese language


"জন্মদিনৰ শুভেচ্ছা জনালোঁ, জেম-জেলি, লুচি-ভাজি ৰেডি কৰি ৰাখিবা - সন্ধিয়া আহি আঁছো"



"মুখ খুলি ৰাখা , তোমাৰ জন্মদিন উপলক্ষে ৩ কিলো ৰসগোল্লা পঠিয়ালো"-
Happy Birthday
happy birthday wish in assamese
happy birthday wish in assamese

Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems


মন হৃদয়ৰ আগত,
মৰম প্ৰেমৰ আগত,
সুখ দুখৰ আগত,
বন্ধু বন্ধুত্বৰ আগত,
আৰু
মই সকলোতকৈ আগত,
তোমাক
এই জন্মদিনৰ শুভেচ্ছা বাৰ্তা পঠিয়ালোঁ ।


assamese birthday wishes status
assamese birthday wishes status



"আজিৰ এই শুভ দিনটোত অতীতৰ সুখ আৱদ্ধ হওঁক তোমাৰ হৃদয়ত, অতীতৰ দুখবোৰ হেৰাই যাওঁক, আজিৰ পৰাই আৰম্ভ হওঁক জীৱনৰ কৰ্মৰ নতুন উদ্যম আৰু তুমি হোৱা নিপুণ খনিকৰ" - Happy Birthday To You.
 Assamese Birthday Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes, Poems
"এই দিনটো যেন বাৰে বাৰে ওভতি আঁহক, তোমাৰ জীৱনৰ অলেখ সঁপোনে তোমাক আৱৰি ধৰক" Happy Birthday
"মুখ খুলি ৰাখা , তোমাৰ জন্মদিন উপলক্ষে ৩ কিলো ৰসগোল্লা পঠিয়ালো"- Happy Birthday
happy birthday assamese sms
happy birthday assamese sms


"এই দিনটো যেন বাৰে বাৰে ওভতি আঁহক, তোমাৰ জীৱনৰ অলেখ সঁপোনে তোমাক আৱৰি ধৰক" Happy Birthday

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Happy Bihu Wishes, SMS, Status in Assamese

Happy Bihu Wishes, SMS, Status in Assamese
Happy Bihu Wishes, SMS, Status in Assamese

 কপৌ ফুলিল, তোগোর ফুলিল বাখনতর হুবাহ লৈ, কুলি -কেতেকীয়ে গীত জুরিখে বহাগৰ বতৰা লৈ,বিহুৰ হিয়া ভরা হুভেসারে.Happy Bihu

 মাটি মাহৰ খুবদেরে,মিথ্যা আলুর মিথ্যার,বোর সৌলোর আহারে,জোহা সৌলোর খুগান্ধারে,জীবন ভোগালী হয় পঢ়ক,টরে কামনারে ভোগালী বিহুৰ ক্ষুভেস্ব জানালো

 May the joyous harvest season brings...happy and prosperity best wishes for joyous BIHU

 আকৌ বহাগ আহিল, চৌপাশে কুলিৰ মাত, বতাহত ভাহি আহিল ঢোল-পেপাৰ মাত, অতিকৈ চেনেহৰ ৰঙালী বিহুটিত, দেহা-মন পৰি যায় শাত।

 লাড়ু, পিঠা, দই, সিরা,লগত অল্প গুড়……গুটি বসার টু..মিথের..ভোর পুর ..হয়..পঢ়ক..কামনারেমাঘ বিহু '  “হুভেসা জানালা ”.
 কুঁহিপাতে হজালে ধরণী,আকাখে লোলে মেঘের উরোনি,মেঘের  মাজে  মাজে রোডের তির্বিরণই,যায়যায় যে বহাগৰ আগমনীরাঙালি বিহু আরও অসমীয়া নতুন বসরার হিয়া ভরা উলঙ্গ জানালা

 No পিঠা No লাড়ু,I give you a real দারু,Eat মুরগি  with আলু  & enjoy the “ভাগ্যালি বিহু .”

 "The Sweet Sound Of Dhol, Pepa, and Gogona" "The Sweet Melody Of Kuli and Keteki" That Signes, "Rongali Bihu Arrived Again" - "Rongali Bihu Wishes Just Only For You 

 Rongali Bihu stands for new and fresh – Life is always new and fresh –Let us strive to make all days Bihu.

 Akou Bohag Ahil, Soupakhe Kulir Mat, Botahot Bhahi Ahil Dhol - Pepa'r Mat, Otikoi Senehor "Rongali Bihu"tit, Deha - Mon Pori Jay Shat.

 ব্যাখ্যানটোৰ এগমন্ট, কুলির মত্ত,ধুলার সাপের, পেপার লাহারেরে,কপৌ ফোলার হুগন্ধেরজীবনরাঙালিহয় পঢ়ক.হ্যাপি রাঙালি বিহু.

 Bakhantor Agomonot, Kulir Matot, Dhular Sapere, Pepar Laharere, Kopou Phoolar Hugandhere Jiban ‘Rangali’ Hoi Porok. Happy Rangali Bihu.

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Diwali Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes in Assamese

Diwali Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes in Assamese

Diwali Wishes, SMS, Status, Quotes in Assamese


Diwalir huvokamana thakil hokololoi 
Diwali Wishes in Assamese 
Chariufale pohar... Chariufalor dhup aru sakir logote moiu diwalir bahut subhesha jasilu.
Diwali SMS Assamese 
শুভ দীপাবলি!
Ae Diwali'e aane jaate anek anondo aru bhaak khobor
Diwali Status in Assamese 
Apunak aru apunar parivar'k diwali'r xubhesha jonalu
চাৰিওফালেএ  পুহৰ ... চাৰিওফালৰ  ধুপ  আরও  সাকির  লোগোতে মইও  দিবালির  বাহূত সুভেস  জ্যাসিলু .
Diwali Wishes in Assamese 

এই দিবালি'এ আনে যাতে অনেক আনন্দ আৰু ভাল খবর 
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Diwali Wishes in Assamese 

ভগবান শ্রীৰামৰ আশীৰ্বাদে তোমাৰ জীৱনত যেন সুখ চটিয়ায়, দুখ'ক নাশ কৰে, প্ৰেম'ৰ ফুলজাৰিয়ে জীৱন আলোকময় কৰি তোলে, বন্তিগচিৰ উজ্জ্বল পোহৰে তোমাৰ জীৱন আনন্দময় কৰি তোলে - দিপাৱলীৰ শুভকামনা যাঁচিলো !
Diwali Wishes in Assamese 
দিপাৱলী দিবালি আহিল, মাটিৰ প্ৰদীপ, মিঠাতেল, কলগছ, একেলগে সবে এই উৎসৱত মিলিল - দিপাৱলীৰ হিয়াভঁৰা শুভকামনা ! 

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